Science, Religion, and Broken Wagon Axles
A lot of religious people try to take advantage of the fact that there are things in the universe that can’t be observed scientifically, to hide their religions beyond the reach of science. Two things religious people have traditionally used, before science was even invented, are what existed prior to the origins of the universe, and the existence of an afterlife as a place that the spirits of the dead go. Two others limitations on scientific observation that some religious people have been taking advantage of recently are the depths of the universe and the minuteness of subatomic particles. They say that the fact that their religion can’t be disproven proves it must exist in those places. Or else they say that the fact that science can’t answer certain questions proves that their religious beliefs must be right.
Those arguments don’t prove anything. The inability of science to disprove something that was never provable to begin with doesn’t prove the thing exists by default. Quite the contrary, in fact. There are some things in the world that are easy to observe scientifically. One of them is the way matter and energy move through the world as a result of people’s actions. Right now, matter and energy are moving through the world in a way that’s causing a lot of war, death, and suffering. Food and medicine aren’t moving from where they are to people who need them at a sufficient rate, bullets are moving from guns into people’s bodies, and so forth. And all the observable evidence we have indicates that on our present course those things are only going to get worse. If all the observable evidence indicates that, why do Americans expect foreigners not to notice it? Why should Americans expect other people to keep cooperating with them instead of fighting back to try to defend themselves? And that would only lead to more war, death, and suffering.
The majority of Americans are Christians, which means they supposedly follow Jesus. Jesus was the Prince of Peace, not the Prince of War, Death, and Suffering. So why are so many Americans having so much trouble keeping track of whether they follow the Prince of Peace or the Prince of War, Death, and Suffering?
As American politicians learned the hard way during the Vietnam War, there’s no such thing as peace through military superiority. Don’t you think Jesus should’ve been smart enough to know that ahead of time? And what is President Bush trying to do in Iraq right now, but bring about peace through military superiority?
So the bottom line is, scientists don’t need to disprove President Bush’s religion, because President Bush has disproved it all by himself.
There is one, and only one, way for religious people to believe in supernatural powers without inadvertently depending on divine intervention to make their political and economic systems function. I made up my own term for it just to be neutral to everyone’s religions. I call it the Intangible Mass of Cosmic Grooviness.
It’s the embodiment of the story of the Christian whose wagon broke an axle. The guy had been a good Christian all his life, so he decided that rather than fix the axle himself, he would pray to his god to fix it for him. He sat there praying all day, but nothing happened. That night, a good Samaritan came along and asked the guy if he needed help.
“I don’t understand,” said the guy, “I’ve been a good Christian all my life, and I’ve been sitting here praying all day for my axle to be fixed, but it hasn’t been.”
“Well,” said the Samaritan, “it seems to me that your god already gave you the hands and the intelligence you need to fix the axle yourself.”
The Intangible Mass of Cosmic Grooviness (by whatever term you prefer to call it) only helps those who help themselves. If you do everything you can to take responsibility for your own actions and solve your own problems, you might set events into motion in some dimension of reality that’s invisible to us, that will make things work out even better for you than anyone could’ve predicted with the laws of physics as we know them. However, if you expect the IMCG to intervene on your behalf, plan on it intervening, or depend on it intervening, one thing is guaranteed: It won’t intervene on your behalf. It won’t take pity on you, it won’t have any sympathy for you, and it won’t show you any mercy. If you choose to be helpless, you choose to be helpless. If you choose to make mistakes, you choose to make mistakes. You create your own fate.









